On The Internet Nobody Knows You're A Dog!

Several weeks ago folks were talking about scientists building a computer for pets. Do we really need to go there? People might not like to know exactly what their pet is thinking~ especially if it's a cat!

From personal experience I can share with you that neither Jet or Frax is over the moon about me using the computer. They both feel/felt that my time would be better employed with them! They are likely correct on that 95% of the time, and yet it does serve its purposes. I've shared this with Frax, who doesn't care one whit.

So without ado the top reasons our pups are not into computers:

• They can't stick their heads out of Window's 7

• Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side

• Too difficult to 'mark' every website they visit

• Keep bruising nose trying to catch that animated Frisbee

• Not fooled by the cat screen saver

• Fire hydrant icon a source of constant frustration

• Haven't found an 'emotion' that signifies tail-wagging

• Butt-sniffing is more direct, less deceiving than online chat room

• Dogs aren't geeks (cats however...!)

• Fetch command not available on all platforms

• Can't help licking the screen when they hear “You've Got Mail”

• Barking in the next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software

• SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test

• Saliva-coated mouse too difficult to maneuver

• Hard to type with paws

• Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

• Microsoft opposable thumb not user-friendly

• Can't use thumb-drive

• Fur gets stuck in-between keys

• Takes valuable time away from playing ball!

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